CB’s House of Porn and Pancakes

On the way home the other night I stopped by Walgreen’s near work. I walk in, grab what I need and am waiting in line behind a lady and her young daughter, there’s one person ahead of them. In walks this grungy guy and his goth girlfriend. Normally I wouldn’t have thought much of it, except they were walking in hurriedly. In comes this pretty well dressed guy, obviously pissed. He starts jawing at the grunge guy, saying “You were staring long enough, I’m right here!” and then goes on about how he was on the wrong side of the parking lot, I guess the grunge guy cut off the guy. Well the grunge/goth couple just turn and walk away. The well dressed guy pursues, dropping the f’ bomb like crazy. Then, I was taken aback. The well dressed guy’s “girl”, some meth smoking looking lady comes in and tells him to “git back in the car” WTF? This place rules, no matter where you are!

So I stop by the neighborhood Walgreen’s to pick up some odds and ends. I walk up to the check out and there’s this prim and proper looking girl. I walk up and glance down at what she is buying, a mega pack of condoms and a big bottle of lube! I’m not judging, but it was only about 10am……. She was going to wreck someone or someone was going to wreck her, either way you look at it! As she is finished paying, the cashier says “Have a blessed day”, she responds “I will!” I’m stunned and aroused

So I stopped off at Walgreens to pick up some stuff. Waiting in line, I noticed the guy ahead of me is figiting around, always moving, tapping his feet, etc. He walked away briefly to look at the magazine rack and that’s when I noticed what was in his shopping cart, about 3 big bundles of toilet paper and a fan on a stand……… I was crying from the laughter on the inside…..